If Life is Meaningless Anyway, then What's Wrong with Religion?

[Excited Penguin]

Life isn't a labor, and you won't be collecting any of its fruits after it ends. I am definitely not missing out in that regard, nor is anyone else.

How old are you, again?

I find it very hard to believe that you've witnessed something so preposterous as a direct link between time and an individual's welcoming of death. I expect some evidence on this count, and not the anecdotal kind, either.

I really don't care what you expect.

What you think you know is your problem, not mine. Thankfully, your education is not my responsibility.

Compounding an unsubstantiated claim with an appeal to authority, throwing a tantrum and innacurately describing my stated position will only work towards putting an end to this conversation.