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I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 4, 2016 at 2:05 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(November 4, 2016 at 12:44 pm)Asmodee Wrote: I just had a BETTER idea and, if I do say so myself, it is GENIUS!

Instead of abandoning the thread we turn it into a drinking game!  Every time Mariosep responds by simply repeating something he already said we all take a drink!  But if he responds with these EXACT words, "God in concept is first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning",then we all take three drinks.  Every page of nonsense will all take us all dangerously closer to chronic alcoholism.  The statistics on death from alcohol poisoning would spike alarmingly.  So, yeah, maybe we need to tone it down just a little bit.

Been down the ETOH trail, not going back. Can't I just cut myself?

Fuck no!  You'd bleed out in a day!

Maybe I haven't thought this out very well.  I see now it would likely kill us all...
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately?  Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use.  Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel.  Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing? - by Asmodee - November 4, 2016 at 2:13 pm

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