One of the worst chick tracts ever

[Amarok]

My favorite is the one with the little kid saying "I AM GOD" with a crazy-eyes face.  Let me see if I can find it.

EDIT: My quote was a bit off, still funny though.

That's such a fucking bad straw man I can't stand it.  The entire Chick organization is crazy.

I know i love to see an Anti Chick tract that inverts and parodies the above i think the dialog would be something like this 

Boy- There's a god right 

Mom -True

Boy- How do we get right and wrong 

Mom- Well wrong and right are based on the nature of a magic invisible sky wizard who for some reason is right and is judged so by some mysterious metric or this beings own proclamations about it's rightness.  Which we accept for some reason. Oh and evil is your fault because of the freewill god force unto us because it wanted beings to freely be able to mindlessly obey him. Because of course freewill must allow for evil accept god of course and according to William Lane Craig people in heaven and the Calvinists but one without the other is clearly nonsense. Oh and you have knowledge of this because laws were magiced into the magic ghost living inside you that look suspiciously like evolved social behavior etc but it's clearly magic.

Boy- Good thing you told me that mom i was just about to go on a mad killing spree because everyone knows that lectures about Jesus stops crime and makes people act ethically.