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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
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For comedy relief at the expense of the pseudo-christian, add your
favorite Bronze and Iron Age JESUS QUOTE to this thread!

Pseudo-christians, you can play too, okay?





Jesus specifically stated, to wit: “But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, 
and slay them before me.” (Luke 19:27)  Parable or not, this KILLING statement is directly stated by Jesus, period!

Wait a minute!  In how Jesus is featured above, is this the ever loving and forgiving Jesus that pseudo-christians 
like to proffer to gain more adherents to their primitive belief?  NOT!  Can you spell H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S?

Bad, bad, bad Jesus!  LOL


Just think of the inept mind set that still follows this primitive cult in the 21st century?  Sad



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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!! - by 21stCenturyIconoclast - December 28, 2016 at 4:11 pm
RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!! - by deleteduser12345 - December 28, 2016 at 4:39 pm

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