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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
December 28, 2016 at 4:55 pm (This post was last modified: December 28, 2016 at 4:57 pm by Chad32.)
"I have not come to bring peace, but a sword." Matthew 10:34.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!! - by deleteduser12345 - December 28, 2016 at 4:39 pm
RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!! - by Chad32 - December 28, 2016 at 4:55 pm

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