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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
December 29, 2016 at 7:10 pm
(December 29, 2016 at 2:08 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: And lo jesus spake and said unto the disciples "by my troth the charge of this iPhone 6 is not the match of the iPhone 5, one game of angry birds and it does expire"



Damn it, if the serial killer Jesus stated what you said, then did the pseudo-christians miss another 2nd coming of Jesus again?  Sad 



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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!! - by deleteduser12345 - December 28, 2016 at 4:39 pm
RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!! - by 21stCenturyIconoclast - December 29, 2016 at 7:10 pm

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