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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
January 3, 2017 at 3:47 pm (This post was last modified: January 3, 2017 at 3:48 pm by 21stCenturyIconoclast.)
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The inspired word of Jesus, as Yahweh god incarnate, proves that there're no women in heaven!

“When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.” (Revelations 8:1) 




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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!! - by deleteduser12345 - December 28, 2016 at 4:39 pm
RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!! - by 21stCenturyIconoclast - January 3, 2017 at 3:47 pm

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