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RE: The Good News Is That They Didn't...
January 19, 2017 at 12:55 pm
It's an amazing bullshit story.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah


Quote:God again commands Jonah to visit Nineveh and prophesy to its inhabitants. This time he goes and enters the city, crying, "In forty days Nineveh shall be overthrown."

The problem is that they date this bullshit to Jeroboam II who died c 746 BC and Nineveh was not destroyed until 612.... so "god" fucked up quite badly there!
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The Good News Is That They Didn't... - by Minimalist - January 19, 2017 at 12:00 pm
RE: The Good News Is That They Didn't... - by brewer - January 19, 2017 at 12:08 pm
RE: The Good News Is That They Didn't... - by Pat Mustard - January 22, 2017 at 9:57 am
RE: The Good News Is That They Didn't... - by Wyrd of Gawd - January 23, 2017 at 2:22 am
RE: The Good News Is That They Didn't... - by Minimalist - January 19, 2017 at 12:55 pm
RE: The Good News Is That They Didn't... - by Wyrd of Gawd - January 22, 2017 at 3:10 am

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