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Would you like to be immortal?

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Would you like to be immortal?
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
February 1, 2017 at 3:49 am
(February 1, 2017 at 2:06 am)robvalue Wrote: You'd think heaven-believers would want to die ASAP to get off this rotten shit hole and into paradise, while they're good with their Jew piñata or whatever. Living longer is just risking Satan Claus coming and tempting them into waking the fuck up evil.

Watch them cling to life as hard as any sceptic. Their instincts aren't so eager.

Of course, some people actually have fast-tracked themselves "to heaven". One of the most truly dangerous aspects of such a belief.

Wait...

So heaven believers cling to life as hard as any skeptic except when they don't...

Makes sense.

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Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - January 28, 2017 at 10:55 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Anomalocaris - January 28, 2017 at 10:59 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Chad32 - January 28, 2017 at 11:12 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Aristocatt - January 28, 2017 at 11:35 am
RE: Would you like this? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 28, 2017 at 11:19 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Longhorn - January 28, 2017 at 11:36 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Alex K - January 28, 2017 at 11:50 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Rhondazvous - January 28, 2017 at 12:03 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by Little Rik - January 29, 2017 at 9:54 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Angrboda - January 29, 2017 at 2:56 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by purplepurpose - January 28, 2017 at 1:03 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by robvalue - January 28, 2017 at 1:20 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by Rhondazvous - January 28, 2017 at 1:22 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by Cephus - January 28, 2017 at 5:12 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by zebo-the-fat - January 28, 2017 at 5:23 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by Rhondazvous - January 28, 2017 at 8:27 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by Assimilate - January 28, 2017 at 5:46 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by Astreja - January 28, 2017 at 8:53 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by Cyberman - January 28, 2017 at 10:39 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Rhondazvous - January 30, 2017 at 8:59 am
RE: Would you like this? - by chimp3 - January 28, 2017 at 10:43 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by Ravenshire - January 29, 2017 at 1:55 am
RE: Would you like this? - by surreptitious57 - January 29, 2017 at 2:15 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Little Rik - January 29, 2017 at 10:11 am
RE: Would you like this? - by robvalue - January 29, 2017 at 4:17 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Little Rik - January 29, 2017 at 9:21 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 12:13 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cephus - January 29, 2017 at 8:56 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 9:28 am
RE: Would you like this? - by AceBoogie - January 29, 2017 at 10:02 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Little Rik - January 29, 2017 at 10:15 am
RE: Would you like this? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 10:14 am
RE: Would you like this? - by Mr Greene - January 29, 2017 at 1:10 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by robvalue - January 29, 2017 at 1:18 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 2:15 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 2:26 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by downbeatplumb - January 29, 2017 at 2:42 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by robvalue - January 29, 2017 at 2:29 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by Athene - January 29, 2017 at 2:48 pm
RE: Would you like this? - by Aoi Magi - January 29, 2017 at 2:55 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - January 30, 2017 at 4:40 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 29, 2017 at 7:11 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Thumpalumpacus - January 29, 2017 at 7:17 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Macoleco - January 29, 2017 at 8:14 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 8:17 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 8:20 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:21 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Macoleco - January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:27 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Macoleco - January 29, 2017 at 8:28 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Athene - January 29, 2017 at 8:33 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 8:37 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Angrboda - January 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:30 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Thumpalumpacus - January 30, 2017 at 3:28 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - January 30, 2017 at 10:25 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Fake Messiah - January 30, 2017 at 10:52 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 8:30 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 29, 2017 at 8:32 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 8:37 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:43 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 10:34 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 29, 2017 at 8:47 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Wyrd of Gawd - January 29, 2017 at 10:12 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - January 30, 2017 at 1:19 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Chad32 - January 30, 2017 at 11:03 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 30, 2017 at 1:30 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - January 30, 2017 at 4:49 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - January 30, 2017 at 1:32 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 30, 2017 at 3:38 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by account_inactive - January 30, 2017 at 1:58 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Amarok - January 30, 2017 at 2:03 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - January 30, 2017 at 3:40 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - January 30, 2017 at 4:43 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 30, 2017 at 4:59 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - January 30, 2017 at 5:11 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - January 30, 2017 at 5:20 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by LastPoet - January 30, 2017 at 9:05 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - January 30, 2017 at 9:40 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by TheoneandonlytrueGod - January 30, 2017 at 9:19 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - January 30, 2017 at 11:03 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Simon Moon - January 30, 2017 at 9:24 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 30, 2017 at 11:01 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Huggy Bear - January 31, 2017 at 1:41 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cato - February 1, 2017 at 12:23 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Huggy Bear - February 1, 2017 at 2:27 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Astonished - January 31, 2017 at 1:56 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by vorlon13 - January 31, 2017 at 2:07 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Huggy Bear - January 31, 2017 at 2:12 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - January 31, 2017 at 11:08 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Astonished - January 31, 2017 at 2:35 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - January 31, 2017 at 11:04 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 1, 2017 at 9:45 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - February 1, 2017 at 2:06 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Silver - February 1, 2017 at 2:07 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Huggy Bear - February 1, 2017 at 3:49 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Mr Greene - February 1, 2017 at 2:37 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - February 1, 2017 at 5:52 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Asmodee - February 1, 2017 at 11:09 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - February 1, 2017 at 3:18 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - February 1, 2017 at 10:22 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Iroscato - February 1, 2017 at 3:20 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by robvalue - February 2, 2017 at 4:24 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - February 2, 2017 at 4:39 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - February 2, 2017 at 5:13 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Sal - February 7, 2017 at 9:09 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 7, 2017 at 10:23 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 7, 2017 at 12:08 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 8, 2017 at 5:29 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Sal - February 8, 2017 at 6:52 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Mister Agenda - February 7, 2017 at 10:42 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 8, 2017 at 8:02 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by noname - February 8, 2017 at 7:26 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Nine - February 8, 2017 at 7:35 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by HairyCyclist - February 8, 2017 at 7:49 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Regina - February 8, 2017 at 10:00 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 8, 2017 at 10:03 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Regina - February 8, 2017 at 10:05 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 8, 2017 at 10:10 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 8, 2017 at 10:18 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - February 9, 2017 at 6:08 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 9, 2017 at 5:47 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 8, 2017 at 10:35 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by bheath - February 9, 2017 at 2:14 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 9, 2017 at 5:45 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 9, 2017 at 5:48 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Socrates - February 10, 2017 at 1:37 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 11, 2017 at 8:58 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Socrates - February 16, 2017 at 4:20 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by c172 - February 10, 2017 at 1:40 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 11, 2017 at 10:13 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 12, 2017 at 9:24 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Ravenshire - February 13, 2017 at 12:11 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Anomalocaris - February 12, 2017 at 11:26 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Tiberius - February 11, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by bennyboy - February 12, 2017 at 4:06 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Opoponax - February 12, 2017 at 12:32 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by ignoramus - February 12, 2017 at 8:40 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Exian - February 13, 2017 at 12:32 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 13, 2017 at 10:18 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Exian - February 13, 2017 at 10:37 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 13, 2017 at 10:59 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Amarok - February 13, 2017 at 2:27 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 14, 2017 at 7:46 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 13, 2017 at 12:56 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by JackRussell - February 13, 2017 at 1:56 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 13, 2017 at 2:47 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 14, 2017 at 9:40 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by HairyCyclist - February 14, 2017 at 8:13 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 14, 2017 at 8:30 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 14, 2017 at 8:36 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 14, 2017 at 8:50 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 15, 2017 at 4:10 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 16, 2017 at 8:18 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Angrboda - February 17, 2017 at 12:40 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 17, 2017 at 10:12 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 17, 2017 at 12:32 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2017 at 11:40 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 18, 2017 at 7:58 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Edwardo Piet - February 18, 2017 at 3:20 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Amarok - February 14, 2017 at 9:48 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 14, 2017 at 9:52 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 15, 2017 at 10:01 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by FatAndFaithless - February 15, 2017 at 10:14 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 15, 2017 at 10:58 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by FatAndFaithless - February 15, 2017 at 11:00 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by RoadRunner79 - February 15, 2017 at 2:05 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 15, 2017 at 4:39 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 15, 2017 at 4:42 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 15, 2017 at 4:42 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 15, 2017 at 4:55 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 15, 2017 at 5:25 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Jehanne - February 15, 2017 at 11:31 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Anomalocaris - February 15, 2017 at 11:41 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Minimalist - February 16, 2017 at 12:22 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Grand Nudger - February 16, 2017 at 12:33 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 16, 2017 at 6:07 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by maestroanth - February 17, 2017 at 12:51 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2017 at 1:11 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Iroscato - February 17, 2017 at 1:49 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 17, 2017 at 2:45 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 18, 2017 at 11:02 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 19, 2017 at 8:44 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Cyberman - February 18, 2017 at 3:11 pm
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 19, 2017 at 9:47 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 19, 2017 at 10:46 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Whateverist - February 19, 2017 at 10:57 am
RE: Would you like to be immortal? - by Little Rik - February 20, 2017 at 8:43 am

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