I used to think I wanted to be immortal. When I was a kid. Then I grew up. I realized what it meant. Living is strife, it's work, it's tough. But we're not talking about "life" here. We're talking some magical woo woo where I float around for eternity doing whatever I want. And what would that be? I wouldn't need anything, what would I do for an eternity besides watch the universe die and exist for an eternity in a dead, cold universe? At least now I'm working toward a goal.
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
