I run the paper by like floss, and don't dip a hand in the water. Big turds, you have to be careful to align them with the trap for efficient removal. Cross-wise, they usually get stuck. Anything over 5 pounds has to be lowered by hand (and given a name). Clean up is more involved in that case, too. BTW, my cheeks aren't so close to each other that feces sticks to the sides, anyway. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
