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Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
June 8, 2017 at 5:45 pm
(June 8, 2017 at 3:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 8, 2017 at 6:46 am)chimp3 Wrote: Hi! I would like to tell you about Virgin Sacrifice. The only way to avoid the Wrath of Bog, the God that lives in the pond behind my house.

Get back to me when you actually find a virgin to sacrifice.

I live in Kentucky. We do have a lot of ponds though!
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever} - by chimp3 - June 8, 2017 at 5:45 pm

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