(July 30, 2017 at 10:41 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote:(July 30, 2017 at 2:34 pm)Brian37 Wrote: So these "rapists are"..... I mean these "wetbacks are"...... I mean these "Spicks are"..... OH WAIT, I just remembered, I am not a bigot.
Your mother is a "syphilitic whore"......... OH, WAIT - I just remembered I have nothing but utmost respect for you, sir, and your family.
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(July 30, 2017 at 2:34 pm)Brian37 Wrote: So my Hispanic neighbor I guess hired a friend to cut down some pine trees in his yard. I am fucking deadly afraid of heights. So it works the same cutting down trees all over the world. He has the spike boots and uses a strap to climb to the top and slowly cut chunk by chunk.
I've been inside all day so all I noticed was the chainsaw not really seeing what he was doing. So I went outside to walk to the gas station to buy some beer, and finally noticed. I don't speak but a very tiny fraction of Spanish but was able to joke with him basically saying, "better you than me." He laughed.
I hate heights, you cant get me past the 5th floor balcony. I can go higher in a room if it is simply a window with no balcony. So I finally saw him up in the tree on my way back and said, "Tu ok, mi no".
Did your language skills allow you to explain to the man, that you would be unable to perform his job, because of your fear of heights? Or could he perhaps come back home that evening and tell his family - "Some white dude came by, as I was breaking my back, cutting trees into chunks, to tell me in atrocious Spanish, that this kind of job was OK for someone like me, but it would not be suitable for a person of his stature. I politely laughed it off, but damn - what a condescending pr*ck. I was a surgeon back in Guatemala... And I speak English, for f*cks's sake."?
Well - that would have made for a better anecdote, anyway...
Now THAT'S funny. 😁
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