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The Mean Arena
#1
The Mean Arena
Couldn't think where else to put this.

Select two members to face off against each other in the arena in a fight to the death.

Option: choose their weapons and/or attire (both will wear the same gear and use the same weapons)

Members vote on who they think will win.

Winner goes onto another round while the loser is fed to the lions.

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#2
RE: The Mean Arena
Is this a fight of mental capacity or physical capacity? Chess or kick boxing?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#3
RE: The Mean Arena
Your choice, though gladiatorial bouts might be more interesting than chess match to the death...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#4
RE: The Mean Arena
me vs anyone. 

Roman gladatorial attire, roman swords.

Loser gets their heart ripped out and presented to the roaring audience.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: The Mean Arena
(January 29, 2017 at 9:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Your choice, though gladiatorial bouts might be more interesting than chess match to the death...

Don't be too sure:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Mean Arena
(January 29, 2017 at 9:51 pm)paulpablo Wrote: me vs anyone. 

Roman gladatorial attire, roman swords.

Loser gets their heart ripped out and presented to the roaring audience.

Any takers?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Mean Arena
(January 29, 2017 at 9:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 9:51 pm)paulpablo Wrote: me vs anyone. 

Roman gladatorial attire, roman swords.

Loser gets their heart ripped out and presented to the roaring audience.

Any takers?

preferably someone who was stated as being smaller than me in the "how tall are you" thread.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#8
RE: The Mean Arena
Naked and oiled, armed with lead weighted 2 foot dildo's, Min vs Vorlon. 

This may be an unfair pairing from the start.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: The Mean Arena
(January 29, 2017 at 9:55 pm)paulpablo Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 9:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Any takers?

preferably someone who was stated as being smaller than me in the "how tall are you" thread.

Okay, Paul.  I'll take you on.

Two fights are now on in the Arena. 

Paulpablo vs the Valkyrie dressed in traditional gladiator attire and weapons.

Min vs. Vorlon, naked and armed with 2 foot dildos.

Cast your votes.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#10
RE: The Mean Arena
Winners: the Valkyrie and Vorlon. Gonna miss the other two. Sad

Boru

And I'm willing to fight anyone here. Armour: Full medieval plate, c. 1500 CE. Weapons: stewed courgettes at 100 paces.

I fear no one.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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