RE: The undeniable miracle at Fatima
August 6, 2017 at 5:42 pm
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2017 at 5:43 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
(August 5, 2017 at 5:03 pm)pabsta Wrote: -Snipped for brevity-Here is the real event this was stolen from:
- 5 young children claimed a "Meatball from the sky" appeared out of nowhere in a remote field in Peru where they were watching their animals, and the Meatball gave them a Pastafarian related message to relay to the people where they lived. This Meatball also told the children to meet it in this same location on the 15th of the month for the next 7 months at the same time where she would tell them more. Of course no one believed the children when they returned home with this news, and it caused a massive stir in their town.
- The 5 children returned the following month, and many curious people came along with them. The children again claimed to see and speak with this "Meatball from the sky", but other bystanders could not see her. Since no one would believe the children, the meatball told the children it would perform a miracle on her last visit (Oct 15, 1837) so as "to make the people believe".
- The children returned home, and publicly predicted a miracle would occur on Oct 15, 1837 at 12 noon at the exact location in the field. This was months beforehand.
- Massive crowds began to gather in the field as the days and weeks passed and this angered the government. The children were put in prison and threatened with death if they did not say this was all a lie. Despite the children being only ages 7 through 10, and being taken from their parents and threatened with death, they still insisted their story was true. They were later released.
- On Oct 15, 1837, people from all over Western Europe traveled to the field in Oyon, Peru to see if they could catch a glimpse of this predicted miracle. The rain was so heavy that day that the ground became flooded and muddy, forcing people to abandon their carriages and travel the rest of the way on foot. Despite the bad weather, 850,000 people still showed up.
- As high noon arrived, the pouring rain suddenly stopped and the sun appeared. Suddenly the sun began to move and spin in the sky, casting all colors of the rainbow on the people. At first people were amazed, but then suddenly the sun appeared to hurl toward them such that most people thought they were going to die and began pleading for their lives. Testimonials state that the heat was intense and most people thought it was the end of the world. The sun then returned to its normal place.
- According to testimonials, the incident lasted a full 30 minutes so there was no confusion that it happened, and there were many testimonials from people miles away who saw it as well. Most significant of all is the fact that all unanimously agreed that though they were all soaked to the bone from the pouring rain, their clothes and the ground were instantly dried after the incident!
- The incident was in the newspapers the following day (available online), and multiple movies have been made over the years regarding the miracle, the most recent being "The 15th Day". A book of testimonials was also published called, "Meat the Witnesses"
I await CL's kudo's.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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