RE: Bundy Militia Dipwads Found ‘Not’ Guilty, Again, Due To Pre-Existing Whiteness By Do
August 23, 2017 at 2:20 pm
(This post was last modified: August 23, 2017 at 2:25 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Reality has a well known liberal bias, Jester. I fnd it ironic, that, in our current situation...one can expect Wonkette to provide no nonsense journalism - to say what we're all thinking...lol. It really shouldn;t be that way. In a better world, it really would be a mommyblog full of dick jokes......and yet....
Heres one to appeal to your particular sensibilities.
Vegan Restaurant Owners #Triggered Just Because Diner Didn’t Want To See Their Kid’s #Butthole
Heres one to appeal to your particular sensibilities.
Vegan Restaurant Owners #Triggered Just Because Diner Didn’t Want To See Their Kid’s #Butthole
Quote:There is a vegan restaurant in Memphis called Imagine Vegan Cafe. We have never been there because LOL vegan food. Next time we get a hankering to eat sand, we guess! Anyway, this restaurant is not far from our house, and from what we know from our local vegan pals, it’s well-regarded. Or should we say, it WAS well-regarded, but then #ButtholeGate happened.https://wonkette.com/619890/vegan-restau...s-butthole
Y’all. Y’ALL.
A regular diner had a bad experience, so she left a review, like people do. It wasn’t a mean review, really! She didn’t cuss them, and she didn’t say she was never ever fucking visiting again. She just wanted to let the owners know she found it kind of icky when she was eating her monkey grass salad with dirt dressing, and the OWNER’S TODDLER CHILD WAS RUNNING AROUND THE RESTAURANT ALL NEKKID WITH DIRTY FEET AND SHOWING ITS BUTTHOLE TO WHOMEVER WANTED TO SEE IT. She also didn’t like it when the owner’s other kid yodeled at her repeatedly while she was eating. Otherwise, it was great! Really good imitation food! Would eat again! Just, like, next time, hold the toddler butthole and the yodeling and everything will be great, OK?
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