Considering prisons are hotbeds of people wanting to repent and submit to a higher power for comfort, one would think that wouldn't constitute much of a punishment for a guy like that. Except that the only anuses available are older and worn out, not nearly as soft and malleable as they're used to.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.