I’m 32 and my butt measures 14 tacos in the last month and a half, plus a few beers, decimal... a couple squatts and half a protein shake. I feel like my butt is a bit small compared to my mom’s, yet round enough to be considered a booty. I think my booty reflects my age, even though I feel more immature while hoping everyone says, “Say whaaaaaaaat? Nah, giiiirl! You’re like, soooo mature.” So, hey, I’m curious, ya know? I was just laying here and curiosity came upon me and has been nagging me all day. I wonder how old these people are and how much their butts measure. How old are you and do you have a butt, booty, or bomb-biggidy-bum?
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian