65 and I can still fit into those 501 jeans. Not a flat ass, just enough muscle to keep me from hitting the ground when I jump from the roof of a building (about 11 feet, iirc). 14 stone and a 36 waist, as well. I can pick up a 127 Lb weight (we used such for the cranes at work) with one hand, and raise it to my knee. Tough as an alligator baggie, I am.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.