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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?

Poll: Will you accept Odin into your life?
This poll is closed.
Hell, yes!
62.50%
 10 62.50%
Hell, no!
6.25%
 1 6.25%
But I'm not a warrior, more of a worrier, really.
0%
 0 0%
I accept Him after other "gods" touched me inappropriately.
6.25%
 1 6.25%
Fuck, she's gone full retard!
0%
 0 0%
Ha! She thinks she's really a valkyrie. We can call her tin tits, now!
25.00%
 4 25.00%
Total 16 vote(s) 100%
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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 7:27 pm
I voted tin tits because a tin of new sounded good on this hot day. I think it's your shout anyway! I'm reeallly thirsty!
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I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?

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Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:20 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KevinM1 - January 22, 2018 at 6:24 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:47 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KevinM1 - January 22, 2018 at 6:51 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:33 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 8:11 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by brewer - January 22, 2018 at 6:29 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:48 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:49 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Astreja - January 22, 2018 at 11:19 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by SaStrike - January 22, 2018 at 6:43 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:50 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 22, 2018 at 6:49 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:51 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:31 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 3:45 am
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 2:16 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 3:35 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 3:43 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Mr.Obvious - January 22, 2018 at 7:14 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Haipule - January 22, 2018 at 7:27 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 8:11 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 8:51 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:36 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KevinM1 - January 22, 2018 at 9:48 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by brewer - January 22, 2018 at 9:53 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 10:04 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by brewer - January 22, 2018 at 10:08 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by vorlon13 - January 22, 2018 at 7:43 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:59 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 8:27 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 8:58 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 8:59 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 9:03 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 9:09 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Minimalist - January 22, 2018 at 9:08 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by vorlon13 - January 22, 2018 at 9:28 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by vorlon13 - January 22, 2018 at 9:50 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 10:11 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Fireball - January 22, 2018 at 10:40 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Whateverist - January 23, 2018 at 2:26 am
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Rev. Rye - January 22, 2018 at 11:23 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Jackalope - January 23, 2018 at 1:57 am
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 23, 2018 at 3:59 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 5:02 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 5:28 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 23, 2018 at 6:29 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:32 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 5:35 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 5:38 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 5:53 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:12 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Fake Messiah - January 23, 2018 at 5:18 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 5:21 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Minimalist - January 23, 2018 at 6:32 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 23, 2018 at 5:31 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 23, 2018 at 6:14 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:35 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 6:46 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:51 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 6:55 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 7:01 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 7:15 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 24, 2018 at 3:19 am
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by rado84 - January 26, 2018 at 9:52 pm

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