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Poll: Will you accept Odin into your life? This poll is closed.
Hell, yes!	62.50%	10	62.50%
Hell, no!	6.25%	1	6.25%
But I'm not a warrior, more of a worrier, really.	0%	0	0%
I accept Him after other "gods" touched me inappropriately.	6.25%	1	6.25%
Fuck, she's gone full retard!	0%	0	0%
Ha! She thinks she's really a valkyrie. We can call her tin tits, now!	25.00%	4	25.00%
Total		16 vote(s)	100%

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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?

January 22, 2018 at 10:40 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 10:44 pm by Fireball.)

(January 22, 2018 at 10:11 pm)Joods Wrote: OMG My eyes! My eyes!

What has been seen cannot be unseen!

Technically, that is a "moose knuckle". Not to put too fine a point on it, but that just looks like cojones, to me. If a man's penis doesn't reach past his scrotum after a shower, he's a sufferer of shortus dickus, Latin for micropenis.

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Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:20 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KevinM1 - January 22, 2018 at 6:24 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:47 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KevinM1 - January 22, 2018 at 6:51 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:33 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 8:11 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by brewer - January 22, 2018 at 6:29 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:48 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Grand Nudger - January 22, 2018 at 6:31 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:49 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Astreja - January 22, 2018 at 11:19 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by SaStrike - January 22, 2018 at 6:43 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:50 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 22, 2018 at 6:49 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:51 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by I_am_not_mafia - January 22, 2018 at 6:55 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:31 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 3:45 am

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 2:16 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 3:35 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 3:43 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Grand Nudger - January 22, 2018 at 7:05 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Mr.Obvious - January 22, 2018 at 7:14 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Grand Nudger - January 22, 2018 at 7:19 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Haipule - January 22, 2018 at 7:27 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 8:11 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 8:51 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Grand Nudger - January 22, 2018 at 7:33 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:36 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KevinM1 - January 22, 2018 at 9:48 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by brewer - January 22, 2018 at 9:53 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 10:04 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by brewer - January 22, 2018 at 10:08 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by vorlon13 - January 22, 2018 at 7:43 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:59 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by vulcanlogician - January 22, 2018 at 8:06 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 8:27 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 8:58 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 8:59 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Grand Nudger - January 22, 2018 at 8:33 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 9:03 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 9:09 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Minimalist - January 22, 2018 at 9:08 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by vorlon13 - January 22, 2018 at 9:28 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by vorlon13 - January 22, 2018 at 9:50 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 10:11 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Fireball - January 22, 2018 at 10:40 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Whateverist - January 23, 2018 at 2:26 am

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Rev. Rye - January 22, 2018 at 11:23 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Jackalope - January 23, 2018 at 1:57 am

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 23, 2018 at 3:59 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 5:02 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 5:28 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 23, 2018 at 6:29 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:32 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 5:35 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 5:38 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 5:53 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:12 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Fake Messiah - January 23, 2018 at 5:18 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 5:21 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Minimalist - January 23, 2018 at 6:32 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 23, 2018 at 5:31 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 23, 2018 at 6:14 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:35 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 6:46 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:51 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 6:55 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 7:01 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 7:15 pm

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 24, 2018 at 3:19 am

RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by rado84 - January 26, 2018 at 9:52 pm

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