RE: Cutting Water Bottles Out of Our Lives
January 25, 2018 at 11:34 pm
(This post was last modified: January 25, 2018 at 11:36 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(January 25, 2018 at 9:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Bottled water is the biggest scam ever. I drink from the tapYou wanna talk about side-eye...I'll bend down and drink water from a puddle if I'm thirsty, lol.
Speaking of, the wife gives me side eye because I'm neurotic in separating our trash. I have an ash bin, a clean rec bin, a dirty rec bin, a compost bin, and a trash bin. I wash our garbage, before I bin it, lol.
She's like "dude, I get it, calm the fuck down, you're making me uncomfortable with the scrubbing of the pizza box"
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