"Mum, dad, I'm going to have a sex change so Ican marry the (gender) of my dreams so ee can live in sin as a same sex couple. Then we're going to join a devil worshipping cult where we're going to spend all our time having wild orgies with animals! Just kidding. I'm an atheist!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"