RE: Is it normal be a hetro-sexual and having no relationship experience?
March 8, 2018 at 8:14 am
(This post was last modified: March 8, 2018 at 8:16 am by Edwardo Piet.)
My opinion is it's a lot more normal and common than the world with its media and movies and happy faces and smiley couples lets on.
I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 25. At 25 I had one RL relationship for a year and a half.... nothing since. I've still never been on a date. I'm 29.
At this point I'd rather be alone than in a relationship like that, she was a bitch and so crap in bed I prefer masturbation.
And I know that I'm not a weirdo who just doesn't like sex as much as masturbation.... because a few months prior to my relationship with her I actually lost my virginity to someone else. That person wasn't my girlfriend, that person was a married woman I had an affair with.... and the sex with her was amazing. I'd take THAT over masturbation any day lol.
But yeah, some sex is so vanilla and samey day to day that even if sex can be compared to pizza, that it's still good even when it's bad..... I'd get pretty fucking bored of pizza every day. But the adventures I have with myself masturbating is like getting to try all the salads in the world
But sex with my first and only RL girlfriend was just like Margarita pizza over and over and over until the end of time. Still, despite the variety and adventure, it's a pity that my relationship with myself is only salads lol.
The married woman I lost my virginity to, that was like getting to temporarily connoisseur 80% of all the worlds most awesome foods... the remaining 20% being only too adventurous even for her. Pity it only lasted two weeks because, ya know, what if we got caught. Lol.
I don't even really like salads much. And I love pizza. But the same flavor pizza over and over? No thanks. Especially when it's 'over and over' like... once a month if I'm lucky towards the end. Lol. I'd rather have any kind of salad I want whenever I want.
I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 25. At 25 I had one RL relationship for a year and a half.... nothing since. I've still never been on a date. I'm 29.
At this point I'd rather be alone than in a relationship like that, she was a bitch and so crap in bed I prefer masturbation.
And I know that I'm not a weirdo who just doesn't like sex as much as masturbation.... because a few months prior to my relationship with her I actually lost my virginity to someone else. That person wasn't my girlfriend, that person was a married woman I had an affair with.... and the sex with her was amazing. I'd take THAT over masturbation any day lol.
But yeah, some sex is so vanilla and samey day to day that even if sex can be compared to pizza, that it's still good even when it's bad..... I'd get pretty fucking bored of pizza every day. But the adventures I have with myself masturbating is like getting to try all the salads in the world
But sex with my first and only RL girlfriend was just like Margarita pizza over and over and over until the end of time. Still, despite the variety and adventure, it's a pity that my relationship with myself is only salads lol. The married woman I lost my virginity to, that was like getting to temporarily connoisseur 80% of all the worlds most awesome foods... the remaining 20% being only too adventurous even for her. Pity it only lasted two weeks because, ya know, what if we got caught. Lol.
I don't even really like salads much. And I love pizza. But the same flavor pizza over and over? No thanks. Especially when it's 'over and over' like... once a month if I'm lucky towards the end. Lol. I'd rather have any kind of salad I want whenever I want.
