What beliefs would we consider reasonable for a self proclaimed Christian to hold?

[He lives]

 Bold added by me.
Perhaps you could tell the scientific community how you did it so they won't have to spend so much time and money trying to figure out the human genome.

*my underlining*

What part of self assemble don't you understand?  When I say new organisms self assemble I am ruling out that they are put together through external agency, my own included.  New organisms literally put themselves together by way of chemical transformations dictated by the DNA.  No part of putting a fetus together is directed by the intentions or actions of the parents, and nothing is required of any gods, pixies or birds/bees either.  It is a very complex chemical process known as sexual reproduction.  Once the sex cells of the parents come together the chemical reactions which direct the assembly of the new organism are astoundingly complex but no external agency is required.

It was God that gave the chemicals their properties. It is amusing that you think it is by happenstance that such an amazing transformation takes place naturally. To me that is just ludacris.How can you deceive yourself into believing this nonsense?

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Although anecdotal evidence is not proof, it is still evidence. It has spawned large research projects at hospitals in many countries. I am confident that the proof is there and is forthcoming. I wonder if any atheists will engage in this research.

Bold tales are also evidence.  They are full of information.  They just don't conform to the truth in any reliable way.

Your hypothesis of self creation does not conform to reasonable logic. The complexity of DNA is absolute proof of ID over happenstance.