Mine were probably along the lines of "Seriously? You really believe that shit?" Religion's not much of a thing over here; certainly not when I was growing up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'