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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?

March 25, 2018 at 9:45 am

God and Holy Spirit both felt the nails pierce Jesus flesh.

Probably shared Jesus's sensations of pooing and peeing too.

But Jesus got to feel ethereal and exalted all the time too.

The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.

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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 24, 2018 at 5:14 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Chad32 - March 24, 2018 at 5:26 pm

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 9:24 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Chad32 - March 25, 2018 at 9:37 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Godscreated - March 25, 2018 at 9:41 pm

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 9:47 pm

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Godscreated - March 30, 2018 at 1:16 am

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 30, 2018 at 8:49 am

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 6:59 pm

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2018 at 7:35 pm

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