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Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.

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Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
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RE: Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.
April 3, 2018 at 1:56 pm
(April 3, 2018 at 1:53 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Mom tasers/stun-guns kid to get him out of bed for church on Easter.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts...42d1415743

Thought christianity was based on attraction, apparently not.

"Mom" should be jailed.

Yes it's about attraction: "believe what I believe or you'll burn in hell!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day.

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Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day. - by brewer - April 3, 2018 at 1:53 pm
RE: Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day. - by The Valkyrie - April 3, 2018 at 1:56 pm
RE: Get your ass to church, It's Jesus Day. - by Chad32 - April 3, 2018 at 2:41 pm

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