Theists: Hitchens Wager

[Edwardo Piet]

LOL so if I started believing in God I'd get magic powers? Great! Where do I sign up? Where's the nearest mosque? I wanna shoot laser beams outta my eyes, lol.

You get magic powers, if you remain patient, even more so yes.  If you ask forgiveness from God, you get immense power increase from God.

Will it allow me to magically make beautiful naked women appear in my bedroom that all want to have sex with me?

I HAVE NOW CONVERTED TO ISLAM.



^ Is what an idiot would say.