"No true scotsman" is pretty much it. I find it interesting (and one of my main reasons for conversion) that we have to jump through so many hoops to prove an all-powerful creator of the universe that loves us exists - like hold up I didn't pray correctly? Does the god have his own set of rules for each language? What about dialects and cultural colloquialisms?
Vulcanlogician: Was going for Graham and Olsteen
Vulcanlogician: Was going for Graham and Olsteen
