1. I am a foot fetishist. Ideally, I like women's feet in as little as possible.
I consider the Marquis de Sade my favourite comedic writer (because when the 120 days of Sodom isn't shocking, it's just fucking ridiculous.)
2. Playwright and bartender. I want the latter (what with the fact that I'd be surrounded by drunks who frequently have some problems that would make interesting material for a story.)
3. The Wire and The Godfather. Two massively acclaimed series that I deeply wish I could get further into.
4. The wasp. O Di Immortales, are they horrifying.
5. Reading (currently finishing Elmore Leonard's Pagan Babies, in the middle of Louis L'Amour's The Daybreakers, and soon to begin Toni Morrison's The Bluest Eye.) and watching films (currently listening to the director's commentary on The Downfall.)
I consider the Marquis de Sade my favourite comedic writer (because when the 120 days of Sodom isn't shocking, it's just fucking ridiculous.)
2. Playwright and bartender. I want the latter (what with the fact that I'd be surrounded by drunks who frequently have some problems that would make interesting material for a story.)
3. The Wire and The Godfather. Two massively acclaimed series that I deeply wish I could get further into.
4. The wasp. O Di Immortales, are they horrifying.
5. Reading (currently finishing Elmore Leonard's Pagan Babies, in the middle of Louis L'Amour's The Daybreakers, and soon to begin Toni Morrison's The Bluest Eye.) and watching films (currently listening to the director's commentary on The Downfall.)
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
