RE: After the Zombie Apocaplypse - Serious Questions for an Unserious Topic
September 9, 2011 at 1:34 pm
(This post was last modified: September 9, 2011 at 1:34 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: 4) I know how to and am willing to fight, if necessary.
The Great Armies of the Hazel Empire of the North will need such people.
(I also bring a propensity for violence and knowledge of hasty fortifications and improvised explosives to the table, because once we're done killing zombies we're going to need to get back down to business killing each other. Can't have people rummaging through our favorite scavenging piles can we?)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
