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Genesis interpretations - how many are there?
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RE: Genesis interpretations - how many are there?
The "Genesis Account" is just as gay(stupid) as the ones who both sells it, and the buyers! The "Genesis Account" of both any religious mindset, and any ignorant lame ass, who doesn't now how to translate biblical Hebrew(to their benefit), is well: just a dumbass!

The Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek, of God's Word, were given to all for understanding so that, we all do NOT have to suffer the suckassedness of the insanely stupid! And that whether atomic cultist fucks like Einstein or, dumbasses like(pick your favorite dumbass Xtian cult leader, let me pick Jerry Farwell)!

It's not one, or the other. They're both dumbasses!

God just said, "Let it be(exist)! NO, "CREATION"! DEAL WITH IT!

I am NOT a YEC! AS, shit happened here, on this earth, LONG before Adam and Eve. The bible does NOT establish a "young earth". Only theology is that fucking stupid! If you want to argue against the dumbassedry of theology, you're on your own!

If you want to call it all "Darwinian Evolution": you're just as dumb as the "ex nilio" church fucks!

OPEN YOUR EYES! CATCH A CLUE! Never be a dumb as "science" or, as lame as the church!
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RE: Genesis interpretations - how many are there? - by Haipule - July 12, 2018 at 4:44 am

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