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Genesis interpretations - how many are there?
RE: Genesis interpretations - how many are there?
(July 18, 2018 at 2:07 am)Haipule Wrote:
(July 17, 2018 at 9:14 am)Khemikal Wrote: Thats a novel post ice-age interpretation, however, wrong on all relevant counts.  Genesis is still not literal.  Evolution has effected life since the very first instance of replication, and continues to do so.
Just quit telling me that cats turn into the Monkees rock band: given enough time. That only occurs on Red Dwarf(hilarious English sitcom)!
Who tells you that?

Quote:Genesis will always be literal because God NEVER required your edumacation nor, anyone else's! Of course, there is more then one ice-age. How many times was the earth destroyed before God asah(Hebrew: formed like clay) Adam and banah(Hebrew: built--can you imagine her hand-crafted beauty?) Eve?

Well, at least I'm no YEC! Smile

An academic difference, you;re no less of a loon than a YEC-er and for all of the same reasons.  

Quote:The problem with your evolution is the continued destruction of earth up to, and including the last "Snowball". The continued, over and over again destruction(the last snowball was utter and complete destruction of life) don't give enough time for evolutionary magic tricks! Nothing but restarts have occurred and geologically proven! Since Adam and Eve: no more restarts! Destruction yes(the flood of Noah)! But, zero restarts!

The super herding animal that mated with a superfish had already occurred by the time of Adam and Eve! We call them "Dolphins"! I recently read a book on dolphins. I was so disappointed: not a single recipe! Smile Ok, I'll stop now.
The trouble with a POE, is that you can;t tell whether or not they really believe the silly shit they say.

Taking it at face value, if I was under the impression that evolutionary biology contended that cats would "turn into" The Monkees.......and a herding mammal mated with a superfish to produce dolphins...then I would be highly skeptical.
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RE: Genesis interpretations - how many are there? - by The Grand Nudger - July 19, 2018 at 1:56 pm

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