5:15 AM, CDT. I'm brushing my cat on her perch at the window overlooking the driveway. I look up to see two cops standing in the driveway looking at the house. I wave and they walk up to the door, where I meet them.
"Sorry to bother you, but someone has reported you may be growing marijuana."
"Huh?" (Yeah, I'm well known for my witty repartee.)
"We can see grow lights from the driveway."
"Oh! Come in!"
Short story, I'm growing cat grass in my bathroom but you can't see that, only the weird colored light from the lamps. (I run them 24/7 make the grass mature faster.)
Upshot of the early morning raid was that one cop took a picture of the cat grass box so he could order some for his cats.
Just another drug raid in middle America.
"Sorry to bother you, but someone has reported you may be growing marijuana."
"Huh?" (Yeah, I'm well known for my witty repartee.)
"We can see grow lights from the driveway."
"Oh! Come in!"
Short story, I'm growing cat grass in my bathroom but you can't see that, only the weird colored light from the lamps. (I run them 24/7 make the grass mature faster.)
Upshot of the early morning raid was that one cop took a picture of the cat grass box so he could order some for his cats.
Just another drug raid in middle America.
