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Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.

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Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.
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RE: Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.
September 26, 2011 at 5:38 pm
(September 26, 2011 at 5:19 pm)ElDinero Wrote: Cinjin, if you don't believe in the teachings of the Yoga-Lord, you are immoral. How can you know what's right and what's wrong if you don't have Church of the Yogage to guide you? Why don't you just run around raping everyone?

Infidel!! Your yoga-lord is an outrage. Only my one true god (who happens to just be named, god) can guide us on the path of righteous morality. We don't even allow our women to shower in the nude! We have sex with blindfolds on, and we will not use any kind of condiment that looks even remotely similar to semen. That's right, you heard me - mayonnaise is a sin! We are morally superior in every way.

In the event that you are raped by one of our devout followers, you will be questioned, beaten, and inevitably shunned if not first stoned for being a provocative and worldly wanna be whore. god is merciful, amen.
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RE: Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light. - by Cinjin - September 26, 2011 at 5:38 pm

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