Can Someone Explain This To Me?

[Angrboda]

However our sexuality comes about, I’m fairly certain that mine came about in much the same way as any straight person’s did. I doubt I was born pansexual as I didn’t have any sort of sexual attraction as a young child, but I definitely did not choose to be this way either.

Every time I see the word pansexual I get an image of a man with horns and goat legs, playing the flute while people have sex on the grass around him.
True story, I'm not making fun of it.

I'm a Peter Pansexual. My sex life is in Never Land.