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I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits
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RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits
It's a utilitarian policy.  Most of the regs about hair have to do with chem/bio equipment and general safety.  They may not be particularly well informed, but that's the ultimate justification. That said, in my branch, we were all encouraged to wear mohawks..which suited me just fine. I'd have loved it if they let me wear that imperial mullet..i'd have kept it braided real nice.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Minimalist - November 29, 2018 at 8:50 pm
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by brewer - November 29, 2018 at 9:51 pm
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Cherub786 - November 29, 2018 at 10:10 pm
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by no one - November 29, 2018 at 10:28 pm
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Cherub786 - November 29, 2018 at 10:35 pm
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Minimalist - November 29, 2018 at 10:32 pm
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by T0 Th3 M4X - November 30, 2018 at 12:08 am
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Drich - November 30, 2018 at 12:38 pm
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Chad32 - November 30, 2018 at 8:42 am
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Chad32 - November 30, 2018 at 11:47 am
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Angrboda - November 30, 2018 at 9:51 am
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Angrboda - December 1, 2018 at 10:20 am
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Cherub786 - November 30, 2018 at 10:19 am
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Cherub786 - November 30, 2018 at 10:49 am
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Cherub786 - November 30, 2018 at 11:20 am
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by The Grand Nudger - November 30, 2018 at 10:32 am
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Cherub786 - November 30, 2018 at 11:30 am
RE: I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits - by Divinity - December 4, 2018 at 11:37 am

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