Why are humans so stupid?

[fredd bear]

Sometimes when birds shit on my car, I'll sit on the front stoop and eat a plate of scrambled eggs just to show them what I'm capable of.

Boru

Human babies, bird babies, what's not to like?

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You ARE joking

I am the eldest of 4. I was 13 when by baby sister was born.I got to change a LOT of nappies (diapers)All I can say is that I was most grateful that we never had pumpkin soup in that couple of years.

A good friend once told me, with incredulity, of a major discovery he had made: People are really not at all interested in other peoples' children.

That was such a relief , because  I've never liked children. As infants there is" a load noise at one end, and a complete  lack of responsibility at the other" (Ronald Knox)

Once they stop projectile vomiting and learn to control their bowels, they become  boring little psychos** until about age 12, when they become capable of  abstract though.

OF COURSE, I never had children. There is no doubt in my mind that MY offspring would be so close to perfect it wouldn't matter.  


Thought for the day;  Bigot: "One who is obstinately and zealously  attached to an opinion that you do not entertain" (Ambrose Bierce)



** No empathy, no conscience, how else would you describe them?