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The most awkward conversation ever
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RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(March 27, 2019 at 1:29 pm)Drich Wrote:
(March 26, 2019 at 3:09 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: But your asshole -and also my asshole; and the asshole of every human- is fingered by nature in a creepy, disgusting daily process we humans call "pooping/shitting"'.

Who are you fooling? your asshole gets fingered from the inside out, producing very stinky smell when that happens, this happens to you daily; but you can't believe somebody might get pregnant without a human touching them?
Maybe that smell is a message from God for you so you get off your high-horse; and remember the disgusting feeling of being helplessly tied down -by your own free will- to let nature finger you and get over with what it wants to do; just like a slave.

I think Mary's story is very believable.

Poop  this is the first marry discussion I have ever had that has ended with everyone being fingered in the butt by poop as it's final conclusion..

To me that seems like a slippery slope for homosexual experimentation. "butt to each his own..


Why? or it is more wise to say: how didn't you expect such an explanation?
Is it because you forgot that a whole civilization used to think that the "Dung Beatle" dances on feces for the sun?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2...l-of-dung/

Well, we humans tend to forget our roots and origins. We also love underestimating things.

Make all the jokes you want to make you feel right. But the Dung Beetle will still roll the feces, reminding you that this filth came out of you.

Imagine religious figureheads and presidents taking a poop. Imagine Trump  -for example- taking a poop in the wild; and Dung Beetles come to roll his shit. So much for the arrogant self-righteous who gave us a headache outside the toilet.

When nature calls, he'll get Dung Beetles' food coming from inside his own body with his own help. How brutal is that? imagine it on a high scale. Imagine yourself locked in a cell, and having to offer food from inside your own body to an army of beetles.

The first thing I think about when I think about this, is how a fancy Church and a fancy mosque and a fancy government building won't change the truth you so try to hide by making fun of it.
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The most awkward conversation ever - by Cod - March 12, 2019 at 7:49 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by The Valkyrie - March 12, 2019 at 8:14 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by fredd bear - March 12, 2019 at 6:45 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 13, 2019 at 2:52 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 13, 2019 at 3:17 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 13, 2019 at 4:20 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Angrboda - March 15, 2019 at 9:05 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Cod - March 13, 2019 at 5:14 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 15, 2019 at 9:34 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Cod - March 15, 2019 at 4:10 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 19, 2019 at 10:02 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Yonadav - March 19, 2019 at 11:10 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 19, 2019 at 2:57 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Yonadav - March 19, 2019 at 3:19 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Fake Messiah - March 19, 2019 at 12:10 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 19, 2019 at 3:20 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Fake Messiah - March 19, 2019 at 4:11 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by fredd bear - March 19, 2019 at 7:38 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 20, 2019 at 9:37 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Yonadav - March 20, 2019 at 9:57 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 21, 2019 at 10:35 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Fake Messiah - March 21, 2019 at 12:26 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 25, 2019 at 10:11 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Fake Messiah - March 25, 2019 at 3:25 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 26, 2019 at 10:14 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Fake Messiah - March 27, 2019 at 2:10 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Yonadav - March 20, 2019 at 6:47 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Angrboda - March 20, 2019 at 10:17 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 21, 2019 at 11:00 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by fredd bear - March 13, 2019 at 5:36 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Yonadav - March 16, 2019 at 7:47 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by fredd bear - March 14, 2019 at 5:48 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2019 at 6:00 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2019 at 6:26 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by bennyboy - March 15, 2019 at 6:46 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Abaddon_ire - March 15, 2019 at 6:51 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by awty - March 15, 2019 at 7:05 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Fake Messiah - March 17, 2019 at 12:41 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by WinterHold - March 19, 2019 at 10:54 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Cod - March 26, 2019 at 8:19 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by WinterHold - March 26, 2019 at 3:09 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 27, 2019 at 1:29 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by WinterHold - March 27, 2019 at 3:05 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - April 2, 2019 at 12:13 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by WinterHold - April 3, 2019 at 4:19 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - April 3, 2019 at 11:59 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Yonadav - March 19, 2019 at 2:42 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 21, 2019 at 11:02 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Mister Agenda - March 21, 2019 at 11:01 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 21, 2019 at 11:08 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Mister Agenda - March 21, 2019 at 11:26 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Drich - March 21, 2019 at 11:45 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Mister Agenda - March 22, 2019 at 9:05 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Angrboda - March 23, 2019 at 9:05 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by fredd bear - March 26, 2019 at 9:14 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Cod - March 27, 2019 at 3:34 am
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by Cod - March 27, 2019 at 6:42 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by LadyForCamus - April 3, 2019 at 12:07 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by WinterHold - April 3, 2019 at 1:36 pm
RE: The most awkward conversation ever - by WinterHold - April 3, 2019 at 1:43 pm

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