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The best advice someone gave you.
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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 3:42 am
(April 2, 2019 at 7:41 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 1, 2019 at 8:26 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Elderly retired Naval officer in a nursing home told me : "You know, if you really want people to think you're busy you should carry a clipboard". I thought I was very busy as I was the Director of Nursing but the old salt may have seen right through me. I now routinely carry a clipboard.

When I was working for a large US insurance company I noticed a guy walking around with a clipboard. Every time he saw somebody looking at him he became "industrious". I called security and they accosted him. He opened fire with a 9mm. He had been looking for his soon to be ex-wife. Apparently he had stolen one of her building passes.

She didn't have to worry about him after that.

THAT must have made the news.


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The best advice someone gave you.

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The best advice someone gave you. - by onlinebiker - April 1, 2019 at 5:27 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by chimp3 - April 1, 2019 at 8:26 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by onlinebiker - April 3, 2019 at 3:42 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by onlinebiker - April 3, 2019 at 9:18 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by onlinebiker - April 3, 2019 at 11:31 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by The Valkyrie - April 1, 2019 at 8:44 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by onlinebiker - April 1, 2019 at 9:33 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Brian37 - April 2, 2019 at 6:19 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by The Valkyrie - April 2, 2019 at 1:36 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by onlinebiker - April 2, 2019 at 8:07 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Yonadav - April 2, 2019 at 1:28 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Brian37 - April 2, 2019 at 8:09 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by polymath257 - April 2, 2019 at 8:38 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Sal - April 2, 2019 at 12:10 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Sal - April 3, 2019 at 4:22 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by brewer - April 2, 2019 at 1:58 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Mermaid - April 2, 2019 at 2:17 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Yonadav - April 2, 2019 at 2:31 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Brian37 - April 2, 2019 at 2:51 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Yonadav - April 2, 2019 at 2:58 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by The Valkyrie - April 2, 2019 at 7:15 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by polymath257 - April 2, 2019 at 3:09 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Nakara - April 2, 2019 at 7:13 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Megabullshit - April 3, 2019 at 5:39 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Silver - April 3, 2019 at 9:20 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Mr.Obvious - April 3, 2019 at 9:35 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 3, 2019 at 11:52 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by The Valkyrie - April 3, 2019 at 12:57 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by The Valkyrie - April 3, 2019 at 2:36 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Succubus - April 3, 2019 at 3:14 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by brewer - April 3, 2019 at 8:32 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Angrboda - April 4, 2019 at 11:07 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by tackattack - April 4, 2019 at 12:47 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by brewer - April 4, 2019 at 10:02 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by The Valkyrie - April 4, 2019 at 11:07 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by onlinebiker - April 5, 2019 at 4:35 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by EgoDeath - April 10, 2019 at 10:16 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Megabullshit - April 13, 2019 at 6:53 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 13, 2019 at 6:54 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Megabullshit - April 13, 2019 at 7:00 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by chimp3 - April 13, 2019 at 11:30 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Kitty Galore - April 13, 2019 at 11:52 pm
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 14, 2019 at 6:42 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by The Valkyrie - April 14, 2019 at 6:48 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by Cod - April 14, 2019 at 8:10 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by brewer - April 14, 2019 at 10:59 am
RE: The best advice someone gave you. - by chimp3 - April 14, 2019 at 8:33 pm

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