RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 3, 2019 at 10:59 am
(This post was last modified: April 3, 2019 at 11:00 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(March 12, 2019 at 6:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, Jesus was visiting the home of Simon the leper and was banging Simon's wife, Bethany?
The scoundrel.
(April 2, 2019 at 12:49 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: What an egotistical, narcissistic asshole!
Well, guy was a P-I-M-P.
Quote:The Parable of the Sowerhttps://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...ersion=NIV
8 After this, Jesus traveled about from one town and village to another, proclaiming the good news of the kingdom of God. The Twelve were with him, 2 and also some women who had been cured of evil spirits and diseases: Mary (called Magdalene) from whom seven demons had come out; 3 Joanna the wife of Chuza, the manager of Herod’s household; Susanna; and many others. These women were helping to support them out of their own means.
Excising "demons" from afflicted females remains as lucrative a profession as it ever was.
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