Damned Christians

[The Valkyrie]

These pricks annoy me.

I had one a couple of years ago on the train. We were halfway through our journey when he stood up and said, "Hi everyone. I thought I'd take this opportunity to talk to you about god and Jesus."

Me, "No."

"Pardon?"

Me, "It's Friday evening and everyone is tired from a long week and just want to get home and relax before the weekend. The last thing any of them need is to be a captive audience for someone pushing their beliefs. How about sitting down and keeping it to yourself?"

To his credit he did just that and got of at the next station.

I wasn't in the mood that day to be preached at and I was ready for an argument.