RE: Fox News’ Father Jonathan Morris is Quitting the Priesthood So He Can Have Sex
May 22, 2019 at 10:18 am
(This post was last modified: May 22, 2019 at 10:21 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(May 21, 2019 at 10:29 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Wow. I don't think this is significant enough to warrant a Drich "large font" debate. What's going on here is pretty simple.
1) Guy wants to get laid.
2) Guy can't get laid because of weird job requirement.
3) Guy quits job.
4) Guy gets laid.
Which shows remarkable testicular fortitude when you think about it. He could just go out and get laid and keep his job, like the other shamans. It's not exactly a state secret that priests are fucking (and not always fucking the right folks, eh..?). All those nun jokes and nunpron appear to have a solid basis in reality. Brothels for christian fetishists. They have their relationships regardless (gay straight and everything in between), and it becomes a dirty less-than-secret-secret by virtue of that alone even if it wouldn't be otherwise. He's doing the right thing, instead.
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