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Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 8, 2019 at 2:59 pm
Invite them in.  Make them coffee (if you have some pastries on hand, so much the better).  Once everyone's settled, take their pamphlets, leaf through them, then ask, 'I don't see anything here about masturbation.  Is that a sin?'

Option #1:  If they say 'No', whip it out, beat it like you're mad at it and say, 'PRAISE JESUS!!'

Option #2:  If they say 'Yes', whip it out, flog it like a heretic during the Inquisition and shout, 'STRIKE ME DOWN, LORD, LET ME DIE HAPPY!!'

As they're sprinting for the door, shout after them, 'Tell you friends about me!'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.

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Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 8, 2019 at 2:32 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 2:36 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by no one - July 8, 2019 at 2:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 2:44 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - July 8, 2019 at 2:59 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 3:07 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 4:28 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by brewer - July 8, 2019 at 5:09 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 8, 2019 at 7:10 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by brewer - July 8, 2019 at 8:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 8, 2019 at 10:27 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Cod - July 9, 2019 at 3:17 am
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 12:29 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by awty - July 9, 2019 at 2:18 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Athene - July 9, 2019 at 6:51 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Gwaithmir - July 10, 2019 at 12:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 12:42 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 10, 2019 at 2:24 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 1:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by awty - July 10, 2019 at 2:41 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 10, 2019 at 8:19 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 2:46 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Athene - July 10, 2019 at 9:46 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Fireball - July 10, 2019 at 10:23 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Fireball - July 10, 2019 at 11:36 pm

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