My mom was a staunch Catholic. She called the local Kingdom Hall and had her name "stricken from the rolls".
One of my ex-neighbors claims he was having a nooner with some gal when the jovies knocked on his door. He yanked the door open while naked and asked, "What do you want!?" with a raging erection. They never came back.

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.