Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.

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Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.

The Valkyrie Offline

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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.

July 8, 2019 at 11:32 pm

Ask them if they’ll help you to do dog impressions.

When they ask how, tell them it involves soaking them in petrol and throwing a lit match at them.

They’ll go “woof!”

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"

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Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 8, 2019 at 2:32 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 8, 2019 at 2:34 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 2:36 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 8, 2019 at 2:56 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by no one - July 8, 2019 at 2:39 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 2:44 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by onlinebiker - July 8, 2019 at 2:49 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by LastPoet - July 8, 2019 at 2:53 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - July 8, 2019 at 2:59 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 3:07 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Abaddon_ire - July 8, 2019 at 3:34 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 4:28 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 8, 2019 at 3:08 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - July 8, 2019 at 3:12 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Fireball - July 8, 2019 at 3:34 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 8, 2019 at 3:53 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by zebo-the-fat - July 8, 2019 at 3:56 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by onlinebiker - July 8, 2019 at 4:29 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by brewer - July 8, 2019 at 5:09 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by onlinebiker - July 8, 2019 at 5:25 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 8, 2019 at 5:25 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by The Valkyrie - July 8, 2019 at 5:38 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 8, 2019 at 5:43 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by The Valkyrie - July 8, 2019 at 5:52 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 8, 2019 at 6:00 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Jackalope - July 8, 2019 at 5:41 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by LastPoet - July 9, 2019 at 8:13 am

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by onlinebiker - July 9, 2019 at 10:50 am

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by LastPoet - July 9, 2019 at 12:08 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 8, 2019 at 7:10 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Belacqua - July 8, 2019 at 8:30 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by brewer - July 8, 2019 at 8:39 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 8, 2019 at 9:19 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 8, 2019 at 10:27 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by The Valkyrie - July 8, 2019 at 11:32 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Cod - July 9, 2019 at 3:17 am

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 12:29 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by downbeatplumb - July 9, 2019 at 1:09 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by awty - July 9, 2019 at 2:18 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by The Valkyrie - July 9, 2019 at 3:10 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Fireball - July 9, 2019 at 3:49 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by The Valkyrie - July 9, 2019 at 4:28 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 9, 2019 at 4:47 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Fake Messiah - July 9, 2019 at 5:45 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Athene - July 9, 2019 at 6:51 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Gwaithmir - July 10, 2019 at 12:39 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 12:42 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 10, 2019 at 2:24 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 10, 2019 at 1:31 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 1:39 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by awty - July 10, 2019 at 2:41 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 10, 2019 at 3:04 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 10, 2019 at 3:43 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 10, 2019 at 8:19 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2019 at 2:43 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 2:46 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by onlinebiker - July 10, 2019 at 10:12 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Athene - July 10, 2019 at 9:46 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Fireball - July 10, 2019 at 10:23 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2019 at 10:31 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Fireball - July 10, 2019 at 11:36 pm

RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2019 at 11:51 pm

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