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Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 9, 2019 at 8:13 am
(July 8, 2019 at 5:41 pm)Jackalope Wrote: Tell them you're an apostate and you'll never see them again.

True. Ultimately my last knock by them, I told them an atheist. They hit me with an half arsed KCA and I handed their ass to them the usual way. I also told them that I knew everything about their cult.

Some people suggested dogs. In a previous encounter one JW woman just opened my yard gate and entered like at home, despite the bigass "beware the dog" sign and the doorbell accessible from outside. Fortunately I was at home and called the dog, not before he stapled her arm. And she had the nerve to tell me I had to pay hospital bills when the dog did what he did, watch the territory. I told her to fuck off before I call the cops.

Ah Marley, he was such a good boy. I gave him a special treat that day.
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Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 8, 2019 at 2:32 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 2:36 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by no one - July 8, 2019 at 2:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 2:44 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 3:07 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 4:28 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by brewer - July 8, 2019 at 5:09 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by LastPoet - July 9, 2019 at 8:13 am
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 8, 2019 at 7:10 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by brewer - July 8, 2019 at 8:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 8, 2019 at 10:27 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Cod - July 9, 2019 at 3:17 am
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 12:29 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by awty - July 9, 2019 at 2:18 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Athene - July 9, 2019 at 6:51 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Gwaithmir - July 10, 2019 at 12:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 12:42 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 10, 2019 at 2:24 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 1:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by awty - July 10, 2019 at 2:41 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 10, 2019 at 8:19 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 2:46 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Athene - July 10, 2019 at 9:46 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Fireball - July 10, 2019 at 10:23 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Fireball - July 10, 2019 at 11:36 pm

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