Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.

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Tell them you're an apostate and you'll never see them again.

True. Ultimately my last knock by them, I told them an atheist. They hit me with an half arsed KCA and I handed their ass to them the usual way. I also told them that I knew everything about their cult.

Some people suggested dogs. In a previous encounter one JW woman just opened my yard gate and entered like at home, despite the bigass "beware the dog" sign and the doorbell accessible from outside. Fortunately I was at home and called the dog, not before he stapled her arm. And she had the nerve to tell me I had to pay hospital bills when the dog did what he did, watch the territory. I told her to fuck off before I call the cops.

Ah Marley, he was such a good boy. I gave him a special treat that day.

That wouldn't fly here. The law here is the dog needs to be chained or in a kennel. There' s very little legal insulation protecting dog owners. If your dog bites someone - you are probably going to lose your dog and be liable for medical bills.