Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.

[LastPoet]

True. Ultimately my last knock by them, I told them an atheist. They hit me with an half arsed KCA and I handed their ass to them the usual way. I also told them that I knew everything about their cult.

Some people suggested dogs. In a previous encounter one JW woman just opened my yard gate and entered like at home, despite the bigass "beware the dog" sign and the doorbell accessible from outside. Fortunately I was at home and called the dog, not before he stapled her arm. And she had the nerve to tell me I had to pay hospital bills when the dog did what he did, watch the territory. I told her to fuck off before I call the cops.

Ah Marley, he was such a good boy. I gave him a special treat that day.

That wouldn't fly here. The law here is the dog needs to be chained or in a kennel. There' s very little legal insulation protecting dog owners. If your dog bites someone - you are probably going to lose your dog and be liable for medical bills.

Inside your property? Didn't know that. Here the requirements are to put those anti bite thingies (don't recall the english name for it) for big dogs, insurance and vaccines, and you only get in trouble if the dog bites someone outside in the street. In your fenced yard, all you need is a sign warning at the gate. I still have it, though my wife wanted a small one after that one died. Now my friends joke around "what's that sign for? To warn people not to step on the dog?"

Kinda removes the purpose of a guard dog IMO.